“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
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- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
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I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
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the two hardest things i ever had to do were
- learn to say no
- learn to cut people out of my life who were bad for me
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who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
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We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives.IM CHANDLER
(Source: iamnevertheone)
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My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
Perfect
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